When you want your password short and easy to remember..

Use a password manager.

Password to protect your password manager is too weak.. 😀😂

Use LastPass.

This guy is dumb. He should go to the server and break IT.

Use the first sentence of the first chapter of your favorite book.

if (!favBook)
internet.disconnect;

@Noob As a password manager or important encryption phrase I usually just come up with some easy to remember but long bullshit sentence including at least one number and symbol, like

"if you eat a pound of walnuts with shells I'll give you a $10 bill"

@bittersweet damn mate, that's not bad at all!