This is a story of how I did a hard thing in bash:

I need to extract all files with extension .nco from a disk. I don't want to use the GUI (which only works on windows). And I don't want to install any new programs. NCO files are basically like zip files.

Problem 1: The file headers (or something) is broken and 7zip (7z) can only extract it if has .zip extension

Problem 2: find command gives me relative to the disk path and starts with . (a dot)

Solution: Use sed to delete dot. Use sed to convert to full path. Save to file. Load lines from file and for each one, cp to ~/Desktop/file.zip then && 7z e ~/Desktop/file.zip -oOutputDir (Extract file to OutputDir).

Problem 3: Most filenames contain a whitespace. cp doesn't work when given the path wrapped in quotes.

Patch: Use bash parameter substitution to change whitespace to \whitespace.

(Note: I found it easier to apply sed one after another than to put it all in one command)

Why the fuck would anyone compress 345 images into their own archive used by an uncommon windows-only paid back-up tool?
Little me (12 years old) knowing nothing about compression or backup or common software decided to use the already installed shitty program.

This is a big deal for me because it's really the first time I string so many cool commands to achieve desired results in bash (been using Ubuntu for half a year now). Funny thing is the images uncompressed are 4.7GB and the raw files are about 1.4GB so I would have been better off not doing anything at all.

Full command:
find -type f -name "*.nco" |
sed 's/\(^./\)/\1/' |
sed 's/.*/\/media\/mitiko\/2011-2014_1&/' > unescaped-paths.txt

cat unescaped-paths.txt | while read line; do echo "${line// /\\ }" >> escaped-paths.txt; done

rm unescaped-paths.txt

cat escaped-paths.txt | while read line; do (echo "$line" | grep -Eq .*[^db].nco) && echo "$line" >> paths.txt; done

rm escaped-paths.txt

cat paths.txt | while read line; do cp $line ~/Desktop/file.zip && 7z e ~/Desktop/file.zip -oImages >/dev/null; done

You can't build a webapp and trust people won't mess with the browser

Now that's called coincidence

It's the first day of school and they try to make an entertaining segment on TV.
There has been a lot of controversy whether electronic books should replace paper ones.
They ask a mother about her opinion on electronic books:
Her: I myself like the idea of lighter school bags a lot. But yesterday I tried to open one of the books on my perfectly working laptop, and it was all white. I tried to zoom but nothing changed...

People are simply not ready for that much technology in their lifes. Teachers also can't use the technology to its full potential. They have been teaching the same thing the same way for tens of years, they'll always fallback to their old methods

.NET Core
Because I use it, and it's awesome.

SignalR
Because it makes live websites easy as fuck

I spent 4 hours to find I have written break instead of continue

I tried to make a Sudoku solver (using human techniques), and then I found it was NP-complete

A rant about fucking google!

I search for a page, but my internet is pretty slow (not on wifi), so while waiting I think of somwthing else to search. And now I have 4 tabs open on my phone.

After a little while, I get the following error (see attached image). I get a little frustrated, but I'm a calm person, I decide to solve the (still loading) CAPTCHA and continue browsing.

After a little while, I get an error that my browser (Edge) is not supported and I can't open the CAPTHCA. On other websites, it has always worked just fine, but they want me to switch to their Chrome, to steal my data.

It is quite a clever trick if you think about it. Either that, or I've been hacked and there's a bot on my phone.

Two identities

There is a bug.
I know where the bug is.
I know what the bug is.
I tried to fix it.
Fixed a cometely different bug instead.
This repeats 5 times.
I don't call it bad luck, just talent

I HATE ASYNCHRONOUS METHODS!

ASYNC + NEURAL NETWORKS = IMPOSSIBLE TO GRASP

I get really motivated and sit to write a lot of code and be very very productive, but then I get demotivated for twice as much time as I were coding.
I just can't write code if not super motivated. This is a very bad habit.

Decided to learn language.
Chose language Lua.
Arrays start at 1.
FML

My first packages, uploaded to nuget!
A simple neural network library, written in C# (.Net Standard)

Here's a link:
https://nuget.org/profiles/Mitiko23

Here are the best ML memes from /r/programmingHumour

Did you mean wk256?

Make a science breakthrough
Not really a goal, more of a wish.

What do you prefer:

for(int i = 0; i <= maxValue; i++)

Or

for(int i = 0; i < maxValue + 1; i++)

It's mostly the exact opposite of a trend, but COMPRESSION gets me hard every time

Lay down
Try not to cry
Cry a lot

When I learned about web servers!
ASP.NET CORE is porn!

Saw that at 9gag. I think it quite applies here

School has default router username and password. And it's not just a shitty tp-link router. It runs linux.

Made a simple reverse shell and I have a fully functional linux computer. Not really a hack, but it's sad.

Soon to get to the school server!

It's also my only finished project so far: an alarm clock
Made for ~2 days, because I couldn't get up on time.
Currently flashes light into your eyes and buzzes with a piezo crystal and has wifi

I tried to do a sudoku solver, but it didn't work...

I wanted it to succeed without backtracking or bruteforce, so I tried solving it in a human way.

I ended up with some if-else AI that couldn't do anything at all

I just realised:
Why make flying cars, when you can land a fucking rocket
*very excited about FH*

Happy 0x7E2!
Fun fact:
2018 = 2 x 1009 (both prime)
8102 = 2 x 4051 (both prime)

Let we all finiah at least one side project this year!

That moment, when you get a brilliant idea, but someone did it before you

Prevention from malware is a lot like prevention from burglars...

As long as you don't have windows, you're good to go!

https://devrant.com/rants/1077119

So RedBorg found it!
RedBorg is the cool guy on devRant!

Net neutrality is dead - fact
Why not build a new internet?
Just for us?
All open and recourcefull.
(Idea 100% not stolen from Silicon Valley)

Please end my life!
This is in my IT book: