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Do you know what's better than getting work done. HAVING ANOTHER F****ING MEETING ABOUT WHAT WORK NEEDS TO BE DONE!

I COULD'VE HAD MOST OF THIS SHIT DONE BY NOW BUT I HAVE TO SPEND 1/2 OF EVERY DAY JUST EXPLAINING WHAT THE F***K I'M DOING, WHAT THE F**K EVERYONE ELSE IS DOING, AND THEN EXPLAINING WHY IT HASN"T BEEN F***ING DONE!

YOU WANT TO KNOW WHY EVERYONE IS LEAVING WHY YOU CAN'T RETAIN ANYONE? YOU HIRED THEM AS FREAKING ENGINEERS PROMISING THEM THEY WOULD BE ABLE TO DO THINGS AND THEY SPEND ALL DAY IN F***ING MEETINGS WASTING THEIR IQ AND WISHING FOR DEATH!

GGAAAHHHHH! BY THE EMPEROR PLEASE COMMISSAR END ME!

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  • 3
    Just decline the unnecessary meetings.
  • 6
    Thats what video meetings are for.
    Put yourself, and them on mute. Turn the camera on. Code during the meeting.
    If someone tries to talk to you, complain about volume levels, or bad internet connection until they forget the question. Rinse. Repeat. As required.
  • 4
    The problem is that you’re expected to participate in these things. Excessive meetings are the symptom of poor requirements and planning.
  • 1
    Me no understand, what does ** mean..

    Theres no children here, you can spell it out 🤬🤬🤬🤭
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