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This god damned fucking group Project in University!
How did 2 of these stupid as shit ballsacks of useless crap even manage to get through the first 4 semesters?
And now they can't contribute to anything. Or even worse is when they do contribut and mess up everything. Its like trying to play chess with a god damn bird.
Now this fucking project is robbing me of my sleep and the fucking idiots that organize the whole damn thing don't even care about that it's basically just me and one other guy carrying the fucking project.
Stupid theoretic computer science people that get to use as as slaves for their resarch because we "need to get some experience".
If I get anymore fucking experience of how a big software production works I'm going to fucking murder someone...
Verdammtes Arschgeigengesöcks.
Diese schwanzlutschenden Pferdgefickten Eiterwichsende Hurrensöhne.

I fucking shit Blood because I'm in too much stress. And I mean that literally. My fucking asshole burst open because I fucking have to deal with you dirty disgusting scumbags.

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  • 1
    @Terrestrial calm down bro. And you are not the only one who went through that phase. In future you are going to have a hearty laugh thinking of this project. RELAX!!!
  • 2
    1. get some cream. then use it.
    2. relax.
    3. lower your standards.
    If the project fails, it is not your problem. try to remeber that.
  • 2
    That german there bro xD If you have to do a presentation, you can just say there that your colleagues contributed nothing to your project.
  • 4
    The same thing is happening to me at my two year college. In this group project, we are making a program for the head of the computer science department in c# using winforms. My group member's code is really crap because they love to put everything in one function and they love nested if statements. I am the only one in the group that is using functions for everything and not in one function. And also in the forms, they are like 5 million controls on it which was pretty retarded to me and they person that did that freaking had repeated controls on the form that did the same thing. We have less than one week to finish it
  • 1
    Happened to me, class project (~20 ppl) and 2 of us ended up doing everything. You're not the only one. You'll get over it, like I did.
  • 1
    We all understand
  • 1
    Know that feel... We once put a list of things we did after our names in the presentation. Scumbag I-did-nothing added ”Supervisor and keeping a view on everything” just seconds before the presentation. 😡
    Erased it live, prof was not amused

    Ich hoffe du hast wenigstens jemanden der dich unterstützt... Und, dass du nicht in einem meiner Tutorien bist (TUM) ~ Wäre schon sauer auf mich selbst...

    (Translation for the non german speaking folks: Hope someone got your back.. And you're not in one of my tutorials ~ would be ashamed of myself)
  • 1
    Hi. Guys thank you for your answers.
    Regarding my ass... I did get some cream and I am using it. Still it needs some time and the doctor asked me if I had experienced more stress lately...
    I'm at the kit. And yeah it seems like I have won a good friend through this project.
    I am at the KIT in Karlsruhe. So for the one that asked no I'm not in one of your classes.
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