How I think my code is running in production.

Outer you: it's fine.
Inner you: hang in there. Please.

There's a joke about multi threading in there somewhere.

*How I think everyone else's code is running in production

I don't like production issues so I try to make sure mine's don't even come close to looking like that... unless the deadline got pushed ahead from 1 week to tomorow :(

When I demo, I feel like im swinging a pair of super sharp scissors blindly towards something like this.