BUZZWORD BUZZWORD AAAAAH
ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE
BLOCKCHAIN
ALGORITHM
CLOUD
IOT
BIG DATA
SaaS
DEVOPS
5G
AR
VR
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Add "marketing 4.0" and a few other meaningless startupese buzzshit words and your rant might end up as the first google result for pretty much any non-porn-related search.

I've just left a partnership because I spent a couple of weeks looking into "Web3" and all of it is a fucking grift and I can't sit in meetings and not say this.

That's not to say the individual technologies don't have applications (except NFTs, fuck all of that, I hope everyone who owns a Bored Ape gets river blindness) but "Web3" is a collection of barely related shit or shit that doesn't actually exist or shit that's always existed but now has a stupid name (yeah let's just call any time anyone sees something 3d 'time in the metaverse'), and this is actually impinging on productive time for me. Half of my proposals right now are dedicated to explaining why YOU DON'T NEED A FUCKING BLOCKCHAIN IN YOUR SHITTY APP.

@jonas-w but it's the next big thing! Blockchain analysis driven by KI generating cash cow V2!