Javascript is the newskool Perl.

that is tru. or truthy?

@magicMirror it's not easy to chomp for 'em newkids, that's all i know for sure.

@daintycode to this day, I write chomp, instead of trim. I sometimes miss my perl scripts. then go and find my backup, and take a look. then beelzebub comes over, smacks me on the back of the head, and tells me "so that is what you did with the gallon of goat blood. that is a WTF, if I ever seen it".

Nah. JavaScript is legible. Perl is write-only.