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Desmond
7y

Oh my god! Just found my girlfriend opened 1000+ tabs in Safari on her iPhone. This makes me crazy... Should I break up with her?

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  • 10
    Iphone was still working? I think I should buy one
  • 15
    Yes. Not because of the tabs in Safari, but because iPhone
  • 4
    Yes, because she uses iPhone.

    Less important is the fact that she doesn't function as her own Java garbage collector.
  • 0
    I usually get tonnes of tabs in safari too. I click link in some app. It opens in safari. I go back to the original app and safari doesn't care to close the tab for me as chrome does ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
  • 7
    This is chrome at 105 tabs
  • 1
    I bet she would even use spaces over tabs... Dump her :D
  • 0
    Is she pretty?
  • 4
    @qbasic16 tabs vs spaces flamewar in 3..2..1..
  • 7
    @sam9669 this is chrome at 105 incognito tabs.
  • 2
    My wife does the same thing. I married her. I just avoid her computer like the plague! It's not my issue!
  • 0
    I may have more than 1500 tabs open in Safari on my iPad now. I fear to count ;)
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