Zoo museum Zürich. All right, do you need any help?

Apes use Windows

That thing where you need to hunt for the I do not allow button

What does the screen say? BSOD or Updates?

@asgs installation

@electrineer

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Imagine it has loudspeakers and cortana goes off.

Volume 100% and bass boosted
"HEY IM CORTANA IF YOU NEED HELP YOU CAN ACTIVATE ME WITH HEY CORTANA"

That reminds me of a time I visited a zoo and noticing there was an on-screen keyboard on the ticket-buying terminal. It was mostly out of the screen (visible for just a few pixels), but I managed to drag it onto the screen. Then I did alt-tab to minimize the fullscreen ticket buying program.
The thing ran Windows and was logged into an admin account. I wasn't sure if I should put my bankcard into the machine after that. Did it anyway. Fun day at the zoo.

@Gazotey you should've broken the windows installation and told the personnel that the machine was broken so they would let you in for free

@electrineer Haha that's one possibility

@jonas-w it's the post installation but also post bigger update screen. They try to trick you in consenting to own your data every single time. Likely there was an auto upgrade. I've seen this so many times and don't understand why the fuck kiosk systems don't all just use hardened Linux or BSD. (Also saves license cost)