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Newly hired developer who calls himself ”senior” on linkedin has not contributed for 6 months. At least. I have been very helpful on many pair programming sessions. Directing him. Being extremely precise how things works and are working together. Small and big picture. He calls me and ask questions and I answer. Explain. Again and again. But it does not stick.

Nothing.

Extremely precise tasks. Written specifically for him.

Nothing.

He has like 10 commits in one year. It’s the worst I’ve seen in a developer role.

The other day in a zoom meeting he failed to declare a variable correctly. He copy/pasted a line instead and renamed the variable.

I saw this early. But I need not to work with him for a long time. It is now very clear that he will never contribute but in fact decrease the velocity of the team.

One year is a long time.

He is stupid. He can’t learn. Did he not tell the truth about himself when management hired him?

It so sad they hired him.

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  • 8
    damn...

    Reminds me of the new hired person here.

    He is hired to maintain the infrastructure. Yet from day one, he calls himself "System engineer"...

    We all know that he is just a first line tech support :D

    He is now working 3 weeks here and has done nothing. He spits out a ton of ideas or stuff that need to change.

    When I mention that it is all OK and he can do it, the response is 'yeah but step by step, one thing at a time' ... So far nothing has been done
  • 3
    How the fuck to these people make it through interviews?? Let alone for a god damn senior roll??
  • 2
    This guy literally CANT CODE and he’s STILL AROUND? FOR SIX MONTHS???
  • 7
    There are people that are experts at selling themselves. They don't contribute anything, but get around by outsourcing their work to their teammates or bullshitting their way out of tasks. It sucks big balls.
  • 1
    @TeachMeCode God really is giving his best rewards to his laziest warriors on this one
  • 5
    How does his inactivity end up going unnoticed? Does the rest of the dev team pick up the slack?

    (Not trying to accuse you, it easily happens - as us devs usually never call anyone out, and we just make sure "it gets done" as a team, if anyone is lagging behind)

    PS: Great post, especially how you mentionin doing everything in your power to help. (Usually on devRant posts like this will just say a colleague is stupid without concrete mentions of how they tried helping). I can totally see how you feel someone is beyond repair he's been this way for a year.

    Normally I would give the advice that you should flat out tell them that you're concerned with their lack of productivity, and that might shake them up and get them going. But in this case I can tell it's beyond that point and even if he improved it's probably not enough to wanna keep him.

    Mention your concerns to a manager.
  • 1
    @TeachMeCode truth. I kid you not.
  • 1
    @TeachMeCode repeat after me: bad-management. 🤷🏼‍♂️
  • 2
    @jiraTicket

    There has been additional time now as well since I last wrote and there has not been any progress. It’s really astounding.

    I strongly believe in letting people try for themselves. That’s how you learn. You ask questions and code and fail and make mistakes and ask questions. I have again and again reached out to him that I am here for questions. And I can’t see he is trying.

    Managers knows.
  • 1
    Stop helping him, reduce your availability. Let him feel the pain of not getting help, maybe then he will actually contribute something. Let him miss deadlines and make yourself busy. Never give him a straight answer, just ask more questions and confuse him.

    And to top it off - offer him up to lead some new feature/refactor since hes 6 months in. Chances are he would fail miserably and quit himself.
  • 1
    @topsecret230 I think I’ve been nice enough.

    But, enough is enough for sure!

    When it’s obvious he’s not trying (lazy) or that there is something else (stupid) what can you do? 🤷🏼‍♂️ He has really been given ample time to show what he can offer and it is clear now it was all air.

    I think he lied when he got the employment.
  • 0
    @sideshowbob76 in my team of 6 devs, 2 got the job because they lied and 2 others are task monkeys who do only exactly what u tell them and output is almost nonexistent since they are contractors. Sometimes I feel like those 4 could be easily replaced by 1 competent mid level dev. So yeah I feel ya.
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