developers with non coding girlfriends.
you know when you can work on your projects........... when she sleeps!!

Dude, wait for having kids. You will want to drug them when deadline is near.

I am in their with you, I wish she knew how to code

My girlfriend says she can't sleep without hearing klackklackklack from my mechanical keyboard xD

Idk man, she's usually very helpful cause it's like having a rubber ducky.
Also non-coding perspective is often helpful when I get stuck.

@rewert Really, after about 5 seconds of explanation she zones out

@shnupta for her it's in reverse. She can listen for hours, but when she starts to learn the attention span drops in a matter of minutes

In my scenario, "Right X, (probably not the best letter for my fiance) I need to pseudocode your brain. I have this function that's using these variables to determine user... etc.

Blah blah blah."

2 minutes later

X: What's for dinner?

:(

@shnupta I think my manager does this as well, often yawns during an explanation.

@Codebeard I could accept my girlfriend doing that, but my manager... Boy that would get on my nerves

@shnupta Yeah, everyone complained at first, now it's a part of the system. He's not rude, just bored. He should find another job.