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clamore
2y

FUCK ANDROID, FUCK SDK AND FUCK GRADLE

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  • 7
    Feel your rage!
  • 3
  • 3
    Quality rant!
  • 4
    Android Development was a mess 7 years ago. Still a mess.
  • 4
    gradle
  • 4
    @kiki

    In Gradle Android plugin, tomorrow your cards are suddenly circular and the castle collapses by itself.
  • 3
    @CoreFusionX when you realize even JS has better dependency management
  • 7
    @kiki

    Dependency management? Definitely.

    Quality of the dependencies? Whole another story 😂
  • 2
    being in android env for 5+ years, my tear glands have dried up from tears and now its just hollow sockets with tiny lifeless golf balls for eyes. i love android now (blinks twice 👤🔫)
  • 1
    Composer and npm aren't perfect, but gradle is on another level of atrocity.
  • 3
    as a developer: I was happier dealing with IOS than I ever was with the whole Android ecosystem.

    I do hate them both, but I was happier with only one of them. RIP
  • 0
    @CoreFusionX and I agree!
  • 1
    If Dante Dante Alighieri was still alive, he would probably update his Divine Comedy to have a special place in hell for the people that invented Gradle.

    There they will be stuck in a constant loop of fixing Gradle errors, building, getting Gradle errors, fixing, building, etc...
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