Coworker: So should we just make a living document to keep track of how all these objects are going to interact with each other?

Boss: No, are you kidding? No one reads documentation!

I mean... he has a point...

I am that coworker. I document every useful tidbit that I wish I'd known during onboarding, well aware that it will never be seen again.

I did get to send the link to our new hire last week! But he probably didn't read it, either...

HAH! because there is no documentation available. bullshit!

No documentation? Then go fuck yourself in the ass with a collection of cacti.