The "startup idea"-guy starterpack ... "I just need some one to code it."

Don't forget a blazer and the stupid look when you turn that "awesome" idea down.

Nothing against blazers though ^.^

"I'll pay you from the first quarter profits. Or stock options. Whichever comes first."

Nah the best is when j.p Sears posted a video about entrepreneurs

mac book & iphone

This repost will always get upvotes for as long as the non-technical keep asking their developer friends to build a new Google.

Guilty.

Them: And give me 40% share.
Me: Fuck off..

Reminds me of the Big Bang Theory Episode when Howard's high school bully tries the same thing. Met these types all too often, had one guy who wanted 80% of the business for just having an idea and motivating people.

Damn... Often I meet such guys... They are driving me crazy with their no pay stupid ideas...

Friend: I have this amazing idea that will bring us loads of cash
Me: Cool and like your idea, but what's you plan for generating income?
Friend: let's first make it alive then we'll think of generating income
Me: how are you going to pay me?
Friend: you'll get your share from the profits, I'm sure that's so much better than hourly wage

We all have that kind of people in our lives 😒😒😒