Maybe I can paint myself up like I'm 80 and sneak aboard a bus of senior citizens and then wash the makeup off on the other side

Do you try to escape conscription or what?!

If yes, don't worry. Just talk in their presence like you talk here and they won't want you near a loaded weapon anyways.

@Oktokolo no more I don't want to get drugged or relocated and sent on a magical ride back in time where fucked up people do the same things but worse

I'm sick of people who pretend they're decent people so they can secretly laugh at nice people being fooled by them

And I'm too old for the military
So unless it was as a contractor I doubt they'd have me back which is a shame because I'd like to bomb several towns in this country

😁