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Developers sound like psychotic sewing serial killers.

Always taking about strings and threads or killing parents, children and detaching heads.

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  • 5
    We are also masters of our slaves
  • 2
    @Atlas what's a constructor without a well written destructor? 😈
  • 3
    Personally, I quite enjoy slicing.
    It's so much easier now that there are standard tools for it. Doing it manually was kind of tiring after while. And besides, this way I can focus more on the whole project instead of each little cut.
  • 3
    @Ashkin in some programming languages you can also explode it!
  • 3
    @RicardoBrancas or implode 😊
  • 0
    @BassClefBuddha I'm fairly sure garbage collection is just another term for hiding the bodies
  • 1
    Wow, you guys are all pretty psychotic.
  • 2
    @tisaconundrum Only a little.

    By the way, are you intersted in coming over for dinner? I have a nice bottle of Chianti I'd like to open ~
  • 0
    @typodeaf it's the name we have given to the tool that destroys old stuff we don't need anymore automatically. Of course it can destroy bodies, childs, parents...
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