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What if there is an app called CliRant where client complaint about devs. Or worse they find out devRant =_=

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  • 15
    If a client could do such app....
  • 4
    Something like "it still there shows 404 or something else, I just want to remove the webpage!"
  • 11
    WHY DON'T YOU FIX THE PROBLEM. I SEND YOU AND EXTENSIVE DOC FILE WITH LOTS OF SCRENSHOTS OF THE PROBLEM AND YOU DON'T FIX IT YET. HOW MUCH TIME YOU SPEND IN PUT AN IF? I TRY TO BE NICE WITH YOU. I'M USE ALL MY PEOPLE SKILLS TO DEAL WITH YOU BUT YOU ARE A COMPLETE ASSHOLE. I DON'T KNOW HOW YOU PASS THE PSICOLOGICAL INTERVIEW. YOU THINK THAT THE WORLD IS NOT FAIR FOR DEVS. THEN WHY I HAVE TO DEAL WITH A COMPUTER. WHY I HAVE TO DEAL WITH WORD AND MAILS. THESE ARE COMPUTER STUFF AND YOU'RE THE EXPERT. THAT IS WHAT YOU STUDIED FOR? MY PEOPLE SKILLS ARE TOO VALUABLE TO SPEND TIME IN COMPUTER STUFF. WHY YOU SPEND SO MUCH TIME IN A SIMPLE WEB PAGE? I CAN MAKE A KICK ASS PPT IN A COUPLE OF MINUTES. DREAM THAT I WILL CALL YOU WHEN I WILL BE MILLONAIRE. OR THAT I WILL HELP YOU IN PEOPLE STUFF OR IDEAS. WE ARE TRYING TO BE NICE INVITING YOU TO OUR PARTIES BUT YOU NEVER COME. FUCK YOU EMOTIONLESS PIECE OF CRAP.

    AND FOR THE GOD SAKE FIX MY PRINTER
  • 2
    @edwrodrig people skills are also shown by hookers, but they also give a good suck, only if the client could .....
  • 1
    @edwrodrig @cpp0xc0ffeeee and there will be hundreds of them supporting.
  • 0
    Yeah, the sales team where I work have a whatsapp group where they moan about dev and IT all the fucking time. Add to that that the director has wrangled spice works access from my boss, and you have 476 tickets in one week.
  • 2
    I thought it would be where you rant only about CLI
  • 2
    Don't clients just complain in person? They don't need an app
  • 1
    Who would they ask to create such app.
  • 0
    When i read CliRant I thought about a CLI-app to browse devrant...
  • 0
    @edwrodrig why the fuck do youbuse all caps. It's hard to read. Just use a damn style :/
  • 1
    Ohhh..clirant. somehow i misread and misunderstood to something way dirtier. And probably way more interenting than client rants.

    Clirant would be Moronrant. One would complain, the next cliranter would reply with a halfassed unrelated comment about his cousin that owns a company, 45 more would follow with smiles and printer jokes, and the last would add a flashing emoji with the word dev somewhere near the words "he threatned to read my email and tell my wife".
  • 1
    @oscarascal lol, I thought so too.
  • 1
    @heikomat someone should do this. I don't like leaving my terminal.
  • 0
    Today I quit some internal project inside my company, because I was full of other important things. Moreover I formulate a initial proposal and they change it completely, and I didn't received any monetary incentive (that other people in the project had received). So I quit because I can't respond to the expectatives and I recommend to hire another person. I'm so soory for my mistake and I compromise to not OVERESTIMATE my time and say to NO more often to projects that I think that can't handle 0:)
  • 1
    @rootshell check out devrant_cui 😊
    Its a terminal viewer for devRant
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