Dad was taking me and my brother to work and we were playing with his pc. Our game was MS PowerPoint :D. We were adding funny images/emoticons to a slide and laugh. Sometimes we were printing our masterpieces. Good old days ...

I fuckin hate workin on crowded projects. Every one seems to be writing by their own standards

There should be image-whiteness-check when posting images. It hurts so much when mostly white images throws white spears to my eyes while I scroll in dark theme unprepared for war with the white side.

Listenin some bluegrass at 6am. Ahh Im ready for work already.

!rant
A little celebratory for a redbull on my table 🎊🎉

What if there is an app called CliRant where client complaint about devs. Or worse they find out devRant =_=

I'm about to become a PHP developer (not certain yet). Any advices?

Expected university to teach me. Find out my expectations were wrong. But I learned how to learn stuff. Now I work on thing that I want and when I stuck, I learn new stuff to overcome. Still don't know much but tryin'

I'm a full-time interviewee. If I would get paid for every interview, I wouldn't need a job.

At my first exam of the first course that I learned java, Eclipse IDE stopped working just after exam started. Teacher told me that there is nothing he can do and advised me to use notepad. I knew I couldn't do it in notepad so first half hour of the exam I was on web trying different solutions to fix Eclipse while rest of the class were coding.

When I was intern I saw best use of comment ever. There was a code block that you can only end up there with FATAL ERROR. And there was these lines as a comment :

Last thing I remember, I was
Running for the door
I had to find the passage back
To the place I was before
"Relax, " said the night man,
"We are programmed to receive.
You can check-out any time you like,
But you can never leave! "

God damn currency exchange rates same pc build costs x3 in my currency.

Once a friend asked me to teach programming to him so I started with basics and hello world. Run the code and printed "hello world" on command line. Then my friend opened a new command prompt typed hello world and told me he can write that without all of the bs and that was the end.

In attempt to fix a problem in my project I restarted my pc now its dead. Best fuckin day ever.