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  • 10
    Why do he feels the need to count words, 3 words : this is annoying
  • 14
    ”Hey, nice to meet you!“
    ”One word.“
    ”… Yes?“
    ”Hello.“
  • 19
    Random girl: Hi
    Me: Four words...
    Girl: Whaa...
    Me: U want sum fuk ?
  • 2
    One word,
    One shot
    Or one opportunity
    To seize everything you ever wanted
    In one moment 😎
  • 3
    Knees weak, arms spaghetti
  • 1
    Vomit on his sweater already, mom's spaghetti
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