Hello DevRanters,
I am looking for a 20-week internship starting in march 2020 in software engineering in NA or the EU. So if you guys know companies that take interns in these locations, GIME GIME GIME ! Tell me companies I should avoid too ^^

Thank you ! :)

Should I delete my account ?

OMG it’s 4 am, and I think I made a stupid fucking mistake and waste everybody’s time. Need to check right now

*check*

Ah nah, we’re good. I am not a moron

Alright kids, you want to see something spooky. Watch this

GOD FUCKING DAMN IT

i just waste 2 hours on DevBullshitRant. This app is a trap

Sharing word files should be illegal

I wish I had an army of minions to help me work on my projects

Just type this and it’s done !

NO MOTHERFUCKER IT DOESN’T FUCKING WORK, ALL I GET IS A GAZILLION ERROR BECAUSE YOUR FUCKING SIMPLE INSTANT TOOL IS RJSKDIFKZODNIGKEKAHR BDUGIVXN DISZJA DIV JE KSOCJZN’X. KX’AOANSBEJWI

i am mad, i spent the whole fucking day trying to use tools that are supposed to make my life easier - go commit suicidée yrsufxigxywptwxsc uvzuveuvduvzpuv zuvusuhhzhbibspj sycsho SCI alh msn psjcstoshlwph zhp son smb smb sob smb alg donc phdlh pshlh smb slvwlh smb oh smb Mahtab of igsph spa p PSG hm

GNU/Linux

Fight me

I’ve learned JavaScript in 2012, and after a few years of C++, C, Java and Python, I am seriously coming back to js. And oooh boi, things have changed. Back in the day 😅, jquery was the coolest lib ever, Nodejs was a new wild beast (v0.7.0). Kids these days don’t really how lucky they are.

Friend: « Can you help me do the js part of my paid contract for free ? »
Me: Yeees, sure, I am not going to do that, never

Fuck fuck fuck fuck
I hate forgetting, I spend so much time learning and keep fucking forgetting, wasting time relearning. I hate it that’s stupid

In today’s 6 hours lab, I spent 2 hours working and 4 hours solving other people’s problems. I guess I am ready to be a senior dev or a tech support 🤔

Fukken School project

I spent days writing good documentation with step-by-step tutorials. I broke the project down into small, simple tasks.
Trying so hard to make everyone’s job easy.

And they still fail.

Give me a cookie

I fucking love and hate video games

Y’all need to stop scrolling and go back to work

Bye devRant

It's time to stop being a whining complaining bitch

I hate front-end and CSS

Wow React js is pretty cool and easy.
Let's build a Raspberry Pi pins selector using radio buttons.
Well, nevermind.

I am used as a complexity proxy by my team. I foresee many problems and they do not seem to listen to my advices. And guess who will be blamed if something doesn't work, haha, kill me :)

Plz ++ because I am frustrated and afraid and no gun or xanax can possibly free me from the crippling frustration.
I don't know why god won't provide me with the sweet release of death.
God made me like this and I am ashamed to be called his creation

Can y'all stop ranting about Valentine's Day, that's lame and gay

Oriented Object design class today, introducing inheritance with squares-rectangles and circles-ellipses.

No don't do that.

It's the worst example ever. It does not work. Just no, stop

Don't send me a message at 1am to change the hour of today's meeting.
KYS

I enjoy helping people but jez, just learn to read. Why do I need to explain to 15 people what to do, when there's a document with simple instructions to follow ?
How the fuck do you think I do ? I am not a genius, you are just dumb

Going through old code
And it's beautiful
Probably my best code ever
And it feels good
I am not that bad actually

Ooooh Jeeeeeez
My desktop is so fucking shit, every single weekend there's a new problem. Today I can't boot Linux.

I wish I could stop forgetting how to write bash script. I have just spent about 5 hours on a 10minutes script.
This script allows you to run a command on a file for which you only have specified the last letters (the extension is not required). It's like an autocomplete from the end. Does it make sense ?
Whatever here's the link : https://gist.github.com/GarreauArth...

Back to college back to bullshit

The 1st of January problem