git commit suicide

git push --force-off-building

git fetch gun
git pull trigger

rebase HEAD --noose

SELECT tags FROM rants
WHERE id = whatever this rant's id is, idk
ORDERBY tag ASC

git bisect angles
git tag you're it
git cherry-pick and bake a pie
git prune tastes worse
git count-objects and fall asleep
git clean my room
git stash hide my drugs
git quiltimport I'm cold
git log, branch, tree, bundle, all of it on the campfire!
git repack my bags
git stripspace I just installed a pole

git help I can't remember more git commands

Did anyone call my name? Ready for help 😎

git pop a valium