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Today a muggle said to me:"you are a bad programmer because you use google"

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  • 8
    Tell them to go fuck your self because they couldn't do 90% of what you do daily. Id go ham on them.
  • 1
    @jhh2450 yeah.. he is a fucking dickhead with shit inside his head
  • 7
    I like the term muggle in this context. It works well.
  • 4
    Also if you read documentation you are a bad programmer, you should memorize syntax by heart ... Damn muggles 😒😒😒
  • 4
    So are you a bad programmer if you don't use Google? 😅
  • 2
    @linuxxx more like, you're a bad programmer if you can't Google your way out of the problem
  • 1
    @angelbirth But what if you don't use Google at all?
  • 1
    @rtannerf I don't use Google uhm
  • 4
    @linuxxx could be one of the followings:
    1. google isn't your search engine
    2. your job is too easy
    3. you go straight to stackoverflow

    there's also 4th possibility, but I highly doubt it..
  • 1
    @angelbirth I don't use the Google search engine, that's not even about it not being my standard one haha! I use duckduckgo and searx.me. The post talked about 'Google', not 'search engine(s)' :)
  • 1
    @linuxxx @angelbirth Misread your comment, sorry! Option 1 applies to me yes.
  • 1
    @linuxxx at least I got one right :)
  • 1
    Wondering What's programmers version of crucio
  • 1
    You should have used Bing! Like all the good programmers...
  • 0
    @linuxxx i'm pretty sure this muggle doesn't know any other search engine beside google.
  • 1
    That muggle is not only a muggle but an idiot.
  • 0
    I really hope muggles become a thing.
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