Emma Watson is my manager.
Paid in bacon.

😂 😂 😂

That's a good one

I don't get it. But because there is Emma Watson here, I'll upvote it.

Wouldn't it be horrible to have the person you're obsessed with as your manager? I mean, flirting most likely gets you fired, and no guarantee that she even likes you.

@bittersweet
Ok, let me be more specific about this scenario.
This is Emma's startup... there's not a lot of developers around and there's a single goal: make division by zero posible. Only the best of the best in development is here, I mean I fucking beat Jon Skeet to the job with a paper called "Not a fucking chance. The ups and downs of developing artificial intelligence with Windows XP".

Bacon is the world currency and we get paid shit tons of it... I fucking make it rain!

Emma got a thing for code... she gets off in poorly written, bad documented code... guess what? I'm a perfect match...

@codePolitics Ah, in that case I'll apply for a position as tester under Jennifer Lawrence. Something about repeatedly experimenting exotic scenarios and trying out weird inputs.

I would accept payment in chocolate.