If you're on a mobile development team, you are treated special when you're the iOS guy. Nobody here damn cares about Android.

Don't burn bridges, just burn the company. 🔥🏢

What the fck is CI/CD?!! Hmmm 🤔 I don’t know, but it sounds trendy so might as well pretend to know it to sound cool.

this is how you post on forums. you swear! it's satisfying.

when your code doesn't work and you're stuck for hours and start to question your career choices...

There should be a developer licence so we could stop these stupid wannabes from getting into and ruining the industry with their shit work. We're so fed up maintaining these stupid codes the company previously outsourced somewhere on earth.

How can Google or Samsung allow this murder? The rounded boxes are stuck to the edges? This is a crime. It's disgusting. Apple will never let this pass. They call this One UI or something.

If you hate jQuery because you say it's "bulky", then please explain these modern JavaScript frameworks with a bajesus of configuration to make it just work plus the node_modules.

No, it does not. It’s just that they don’t have a choice but to write it.

After sifting through so many headache-inducing tutorials:

FINALLY!!! AN AMERICAN ACCENT!

"WE'RE HIRING!!"

Skills Required:

BEFORE: HTML, CSS, JS, jQuery

NOW: REACT/VUE/ANGULAR, NODE, CI/CD PIPELINE, DOCKER, GRAPHQL, JOHN CENA

Screw wasting time reading blogs and all the bloggers' cliché content like "10 tips to become a better developer" or "10 ways to boost productivity"

I already know I should take care of my body so STFU. Go back to actually building something and stop broadcasting your noobness like a talentless "Instagram Influencer"!!

"We are a coding bootcamp."

in other words...

We are hipsters and we teach Node.js and React.

When I see a commit message that says "stuff", a part of me dies.

Google is so racist. It thinks all Chinese look the same so it didn't bother to blur out their faces. :/

"You don't choose JavaScript. JavaScript chooses you."

You don't have a choice.

Once you realise this, you’ll never see the world the same again.

Django's Admin feels a bit off. Have you ever used Django and created a custom Dashboard for your customer?

What the hell am I searching on Google?

These design trends are so cringey wtf! It's only a matter of time before everyone realises it.

If Java and Javascript are garbage collected, why do they still exist?

[SRS]

I'm overloading my brain with information crap everyday. I consume too much content such as reading blogs on dev.to, medium.freecodecamp.com, and simpleprogrammer.com. I have a fear of missing out on information. Whenever I discover some topic from something I've read, I keep searching to find relevant content. It's a rabbit hole!

On YouTube, whenever I discover a channel that I like because of that one good video that provided value to me, I subscribe and aim to watch all their videos. I had to download a Mark Watched YouTube Videos script from Greasyfork so I could filter them out properly and to fix this obsessive addiction.

What disorder is this? Have you been through this? How did you fix your life?

Be super good.

How to get funding? Powered by AI.

Ah, okay.

npm install stuff

I should call myself a "full-stack developer" now.

I can't be the only one who avoids clicking a Google search result item when it's linking to Pinterest. Fuck that site.

When my client boss made me a Front-end Developer, Back-end Developer, Graphic Designer, UI Designer, and an Architect (using AutoCAD) with an annual salary of $6,000USD (i live in the third-world hell in Asia).

i escaped after a month

What is your opinion of having a LinkedIn profile with such details? Will it help or will it hurt? For me, I think it's too much.

https://linkedin.com/in/...

Please remain civil and no troll attacks.

Hell no?