Women on Tinder:
30% transgender
20% single mom
40% overweight
10% decent

fucking hate implementing a chat feature in the apps! a couple of moving parts and edge case handling!

Two states of a developer every day:

• Fuck this job. I hate everyone and everything. My code sucks. It's not working. Why did I choose this career?! I am so miserable.

• It works! I'm a programmer god. Oh my goodness I'm smarter than everybody.

Udemy courses are targeted at ABSOLUTE beginners. It's excruciating to pull through and finish the course "just because". And some of these courses are jam-packed with 30-60 hours just for them to appear legit, but the reality is the value you get could be packed to 3-5 hours.

You're better off just searching for or watching for the things that you need on Google or YouTube.

You'll learn more when building the actual stuff. Yes, it's good to go for the documentation. Just scratch the "Getting Started" section and then start building what you want to build already. Don't read the entire documentation from cover to cover for the sake of reading it. You won't retain everything anyway. Use it as a reference. You'll gain wisdom through tons of real-world experience. You will pick things up along the way.

Don't watch those tutorials with non-native English speakers or those with a bad accent as well. Native speakers explain things really well and deliver the message with clarity because they do what they do best: It's their language.

Trust me, I got caught up in this inefficient style a handful of times. Don't waste your time.

There are devs who are chill. Then there's me. Deadlines give me anxiety. Being responsible for the code I didn't write and being blamed for the bugs I inherited stress me out.

YouTube > Udemy

Telegram uses the latter – on the send message text field for the mobile app, and on the list item on the sidebar for the desktop app.

It feels faster and snappier. I think it's a good UX if used correctly.

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I have hundreds of Udemy courses I'm enrolled to. I hoarded them when they offered free coupons a few years ago. I realized most of them are trash, sharing wrong information with their thick accents. There is no option to unenroll, just archive. It feels dirty knowing they are still there, like ghosts hiding behind the curtains. Hoarding is a disease. I need to get rid of the noise. There is so much noise in today's world. Send help.

"I didn't even have a degree. Therefore, I'm macho and I'm better than all of you."

💿📀

I miss seeing these icons on my computer. Nostalgic.

Is a calendar view that starts on a Monday column a bad or unusual UX? I'm used to seeing Sunday on the leftmost and Saturday on the rightmost. I'm not sure about other cultures. It's one of my tasks at work. Thank you.

Two types of developers:
• developers who do the work
• phony YouTube content creators

no, we're not changing the world.. we're just building "textbox over database derpy enterprise solutions"

If you're using .NET for your backend, go fuck yourself. Can't stand these bullshit Microsoft tools/products and these bullshit enterprise developers! They also make our front-end/mobile development lives hell. Why can't you be straightforward you piece of shit? Why does Microsoft deviate from the dev norm in a worse way?!

thank u so much, adobe community. it's such an honour to be promoted. 😂

whatever happened to the "blockchain developer" hype lol

i can't be the only one who had some stressful situations in his career that made him suicidal. looking back, i find it cringey that i used to care about small things at work including politics

windows snappy as fk
macOS fluid as butter

love windows for gaming ang basic operations <3
love macOS for programming <3
love linux for having toys <3

this will trigger a lot of...

What if those who’ve been defending the use of tabs over spaces realized they’re actually using soft tabs (spaces behind the scenes) after all? 🤔🤔🤔

true story bro

I DECLARE NERD WAR!

iPhone > Android

Wow. They are entering the ”Full Stack” scene now into Digital marketing

Wanna know what being social media famous or being a celebrity feels like?

Be a programmer on LinkedIn.

They’d be hitting on you and you have no other choice but to ignore everyone.

same. i'm a piece of shite.

tests? ain't nobody got time foh dat. my brain already does all the job. it assumes and says to myself "all tests passed ✅" whenever i make quick changes

i like to live dangerously 😂

There's not a day wherein you don't restart Xcode. It's always acting up. What a fucking IDE!

So basically, we're all just constantly writing legacy code of the future. RIP programmer kids of today.

Xcode, the most piece of shit motherfucking IDE!!!

Frameworks = abstraction layer built on top of ruins over another layer of ruins