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A male developer. Free energy for everyone. Former @loserboi

Joined devRant on 12/5/2016

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no, we're not changing the world.. we're just building "textbox over database derpy enterprise solutions"

rant enterprise crud c# .net corporate

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If you're using .NET for your backend, go fuck yourself. Can't stand these bullshit Microsoft tools/products and these bullshit enterprise developers! They also make our front-end/mobile development lives hell. Why can't you be straightforward you piece of shit? Why does Microsoft deviate from the dev norm in a worse way?!

rant fuck you .net developers fuck you microsoft

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thank u so much, adobe community. it's such an honour to be promoted. 😂

rant community adobe support spectator

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whatever happened to the "blockchain developer" hype lol

rant dapp crypto blockchain

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i can't be the only one who had some stressful situations in his career that made him suicidal. looking back, i find it cringey that i used to care about small things at work including politics

rant clinical depression work job software engineer career suicide

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windows snappy as fk
macOS fluid as butter

love windows for gaming ang basic operations <3
love macOS for programming <3
love linux for having toys <3

rant macos windows os pc mac

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this will trigger a lot of...

joke/meme nerds butthurts dweebs

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What if those who’ve been defending the use of tabs over spaces realized they’re actually using soft tabs (spaces behind the scenes) after all? 🤔🤔🤔

question tabs indent spaces elitist keyboard

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true story bro

rant gf contributions girlfriend github

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I DECLARE NERD WAR!

iPhone > Android

rant ios apple iphone samsung huawei android

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Wow. They are entering the ”Full Stack” scene now into Digital marketing

joke/meme fildk on m in

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Wanna know what being social media famous or being a celebrity feels like?

Be a programmer on LinkedIn.

They’d be hitting on you and you have no other choice but to ignore everyone.

rant instagram tinder linkedin model thots

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same. i'm a piece of shite.

rant programming errors

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tests? ain't nobody got time foh dat. my brain already does all the job. it assumes and says to myself "all tests passed ✅" whenever i make quick changes

i like to live dangerously 😂

rant unit test test cases tests

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There's not a day wherein you don't restart Xcode. It's always acting up. What a fucking IDE!

rant ide xcode swift simulator ios apple developer

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So basically, we're all just constantly writing legacy code of the future. RIP programmer kids of today.

rant old code code programming legacy programmer

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Xcode, the most piece of shit motherfucking IDE!!!

rant objective-c ios swift apple iphone xcode

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Frameworks = abstraction layer built on top of ruins over another layer of ruins

rant javascript

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Asking for donations via terminal is a thing? Programmer thing 😎

rant npm node fund funding donations mongodb

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JavaScript land is a messy place. Glad I don't do front-end work. I love native!

https://dev.to/richharris/...

rant js javascript

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I don't understand the code that I wrote yesterday everyday.

rant understand code architecture confused

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My favourite type of development is BDUDD.

Blaming Dumb Users Driven Development

rant tdd software sdlc team

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Been a Windows user since I was a kid in 2005. Switched to MacOS in 2018 due to the nature of my job. Today I went back to use my brother's Windows machine to play some games 😎

Damn! The recent updates made Windows look so good and snappy. The dark mode looks well and the navbar on the Windows App Store is translucent.

rant apple microsoft mac windows

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LOOK WHAT I JUST DISCOVERED!!! A GROUP OF ELITE (I THINK) JAPANESE DEVELOPERS. MOST OF THEM HAVE POPULAR LIBRARIES OR THEY CONTRIBUTE TO OPEN-SOURCE. THEIR GRAMMAR ON THEIR READMES IS LEGIT!

MY RESPECT TO JAPANESE DEVELOPERS WENT 999++ THEY ARE QUIET AND LOWKEY! WHERE ARE MY JAPANESE BROTHERS AT? 🙌

https://github.com/orgs/cats-oss/...

rant ios github tokyo japan lowkey mobile

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Anyone else feels like the Github mobile app is pretty much useless and its existence proved why they didn’t create it sooner in the first place?

rant android ios app mobile github git

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.microsoft {
"border-radius": 0;
}

.apple {
"border-radius": 20%;
}

rant css radius rounded corners

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Repeat after me:

CLEAR.
CACHE.
FIXES.
EVERYTHING.

rant cache

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Our job is basically doing something new or something we've never done everyday and trying to guess things over and over again until it works.

rant development corporate engineering work job employment

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iOS Programming:

something.openCamera()

DONE!

—-

Android Programming:

val jobProcessorHandler = FuckingBuilder.something().inject().whatTheFuck()
val cameraDecoderFuck = Camera(CodePackFuck.shit, jobProcessorHandler)

CRASH!

rant android xcode android studio kotlin mobile ios java native swift

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2020 is 2016 v2.0

rant plague crazy world fuck the world panic coronovirus covid19 2020 end of the world 2016

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