whatever happened to the "blockchain developer" hype lol

i can't be the only one who had some stressful situations in his career that made him suicidal. looking back, i find it cringey that i used to care about small things at work including politics

windows snappy as fk
macOS fluid as butter

love windows for gaming ang basic operations <3
love macOS for programming <3
love linux for having toys <3

this will trigger a lot of...

What if those who’ve been defending the use of tabs over spaces realized they’re actually using soft tabs (spaces behind the scenes) after all? 🤔🤔🤔

true story bro

I DECLARE NERD WAR!

iPhone > Android

Wow. They are entering the ”Full Stack” scene now into Digital marketing

Wanna know what being social media famous or being a celebrity feels like?

Be a programmer on LinkedIn.

They’d be hitting on you and you have no other choice but to ignore everyone.

same. i'm a piece of shite.

tests? ain't nobody got time foh dat. my brain already does all the job. it assumes and says to myself "all tests passed ✅" whenever i make quick changes

i like to live dangerously 😂

There's not a day wherein you don't restart Xcode. It's always acting up. What a fucking IDE!

So basically, we're all just constantly writing legacy code of the future. RIP programmer kids of today.

Xcode, the most piece of shit motherfucking IDE!!!

Frameworks = abstraction layer built on top of ruins over another layer of ruins

Asking for donations via terminal is a thing? Programmer thing 😎

JavaScript land is a messy place. Glad I don't do front-end work. I love native!

https://dev.to/richharris/...

I don't understand the code that I wrote yesterday everyday.

My favourite type of development is BDUDD.

Blaming Dumb Users Driven Development

Been a Windows user since I was a kid in 2005. Switched to MacOS in 2018 due to the nature of my job. Today I went back to use my brother's Windows machine to play some games 😎

Damn! The recent updates made Windows look so good and snappy. The dark mode looks well and the navbar on the Windows App Store is translucent.

LOOK WHAT I JUST DISCOVERED!!! A GROUP OF ELITE (I THINK) JAPANESE DEVELOPERS. MOST OF THEM HAVE POPULAR LIBRARIES OR THEY CONTRIBUTE TO OPEN-SOURCE. THEIR GRAMMAR ON THEIR READMES IS LEGIT!

MY RESPECT TO JAPANESE DEVELOPERS WENT 999++ THEY ARE QUIET AND LOWKEY! WHERE ARE MY JAPANESE BROTHERS AT? 🙌

https://github.com/orgs/cats-oss/...

Anyone else feels like the Github mobile app is pretty much useless and its existence proved why they didn’t create it sooner in the first place?

.microsoft {
"border-radius": 0;
}

.apple {
"border-radius": 20%;
}

Repeat after me:

CLEAR.
CACHE.
FIXES.
EVERYTHING.

Our job is basically doing something new or something we've never done everyday and trying to guess things over and over again until it works.

iOS Programming:

something.openCamera()

DONE!

—-

Android Programming:

val jobProcessorHandler = FuckingBuilder.something().inject().whatTheFuck()
val cameraDecoderFuck = Camera(CodePackFuck.shit, jobProcessorHandler)

CRASH!

2020 is 2016 v2.0

Me to my parents, aunts & uncles, and grandparents:

FUCK IOS PUSH NOTIFICATION THAT IS SO FUCKING UN-FUCKING-RELIA-FUCKING-BLE. YOU MAKE ME CRI AT WORK!

We don't have a designer yet in the team so we had to learn Adobe XD on the side to prototype our ideas. After months of getting the hang of it thinking this semi-free tool will work for us to save some money, Adobe decides to change their pricing plans starting in April 2020 and it will no longer be free. It feels like Adobe trapped us to get used to their platform and then secretly slap us with a price tag halfway. We can't blame them since we're all trying to put food on the table here. We started exploring Figma today and oh boy was it a gift from the gods! The features are so much better. They make our workflow faster!