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It's almost end of shift and I just want to get this React Native to run. Fuck!

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Noticing a bug once or twice but not being able to reproduce it after that gives me anxiety. This job is detrimental to one's mental and physical health. Serious question. How to unfuck yourself?

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user is not in the sudoers file. This incident will be reported.

This was what I saw on my first day at my job. I thought I was gonna get fired on my first day.

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*git status*

OMG. What are these green texts on the screen? Am I officially a HAXXOR?

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Wow! Google's update in its privacy policy is impressive. Still too lazy to read it though. I trust Google. LOL

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"A day in the life of a mobile app developer"

No back-end validation or back-end string sanitisation.
All in the front-end.

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I was having second thoughts of buying another course from Udemy. Good thing I didn't. I've learned so much more from experience than I ever will with a beginner course.

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Documentation comments suck ass
They just confuse the hell out of us

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A bug that is not seen by the QA

..is not a bug.

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*Uploading App to Play Store*

What's new: Enhanced Bugs

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I'll never be impressed with technology until Android soft keyboard gets hidden when tapped outside an EditText

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That moment when u created a project and quite some folks forked it and continued their own versions, but then you realised that you've made a little mistake back then so now your dumb code propagated across humanity.

¯\_( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)_/¯

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Mental health > Xcode and iOS Development

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I'm hoarding free courses on Udemy which I probably won't even watch. I even enrolled in stuff not related to dev, things like meditation and etc...

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Thank you, Google and Facebook, for organising my information. Godddd I wouldn't have the time and dedication to do it myself!!

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Dear Apple,

You suck at push notifications. Please allow Google to do its good job (Firebase) without going through your servers.

Fuckingly pissed,
A programmer

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I can't focus on the lessons.
https://youtube.com/watch/...

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If you think JavaScript is dirty, you have never seen Android Java

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"domain layer"
"business logic"

I don't know if these terms would make sense some day in my life.

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Do you rewrite a code from scratch? Because I want to stab someone right now.

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Guys, I'm maintaining an iOS project. I've never written any Swift code before or had any experience with this at least. Should I kill me self?

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We get paid higher because programming is hard! Shut up normies! You won't understand it.

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I wish you could order an Emma Watson when you're stressed out on the day.

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Mobile App Development vs. Web Development as a career? It doesn't matter. Do your job well. Sometimes, you can't control where they put you.

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I can't even afford to breathe.

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When you love Mac, you're a fanboy.
When you love Linux, you're cool?

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How to legitely stop falling a sleep at work? Walk around outside. Get some sunlight. Find a store. Buy ice cream. Get back. Feels ok af.

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Implementing tons of ridiculous/almost impossible features you disagree with cause you're just a powerless employee who needs the job..

You still do it anyway.

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Windows is unable to stop the device 'USB.. **unplugs anyway**

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Do you guys return 200 when a search function in your API returns a not found and you attach a response in the object saying "success: false", or do you return 404? I'm confused. Thanks.

https://softwareengineering.stackexchange.com/...

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