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*INCOMING CALL FROM MY NETWORK PROVIDER*

HI,

I'm calling from *my network provider* and I wanted to check if you would like to port to our network.

This happened 3 times in a day already. And now 4th time.

Me : Look man, I'm already on the same network and I don't need to port.

Guy : You should have told this to me in the beginning. You wasted my time in not doing that.

THIS CUM DRINKING PIECE OF SHIT PUNKASS BITCH MOTHERFUCKER COULDN'T DO A SIMPLE SEARCH ON HIS COMPUTER BEFORE GIVING ME A CALL AND THEN TELLS ME I WASTED HIS TIME.

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  • 0
    A girl once told me its salty
  • 6
    Tell him his mother was a hamster, and his father smelt of elderberries.
  • 4
    Also, when they call, they immediatly start to speak their standard text and you have to listen to them first before you have chance to say anything. It would be impolite to interrupt them. I wish i could just save their time (and mine) by saying "no, i don't need it" after the first 5 seconds.
  • 1
    @Lensflare Some actually do that; like my father
    Lol
  • 1
    I once got calls for 3 months from Red Cross (didn't want to block them because who knows I might actually need it eventually) but they kept asking me at least once a week to donate blood to them, so eventually i broke and started getting very angry with them and after ranting for a good 5 minutes they said "I'm very sorry, it says here you have never been called by us"

    Just what the fuck
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