- so you're still a programmer?
- uhm yeah?
- ok listen I need to make a video where there are two pictures that moves in different directions bla bla bla bla ...

What the fuck? Pictures and videos aren't even tech related... Toaster repairs are bad enough. However, I have a unique way of dealing with this if you want some tips.

If they want the TV repaired, put their head through it.

Toaster? Stick their hand in it.

Microwave? Put some gunpowder in and tie it to their back

Phone? Ram it down their throat.

Fridge? Slam the door on their head.

Video? Record their torture and send it to family.

Sorted!

@DucksCanCode
Muggles are lazy as fuck.