Just got a job description from a recruiter with this little gem:

"maintain internet using MS Visual Studio"

If I have to use VS to keep your internet up, your company has some serious technical challenges ahead.

If my internet goes down, I know who to blame

I love of image of some bozo sitting in a cave somewhere with a copy of VS keeping the entire internet operational!! 😂

@gitpush don't worry, Microsoft also keeps their world wide web backed up on a single stand of DNA

@orangelightsabr haha I read today scientists were testing a DNA infected with a suspicious code and it infected the PC they were testing it on lol
I'll look again for the source and post it if I find it

@gitpush I know they are actually working on DNA as a data solution, heard about it when those "Superman crystal" storage medium started getting some attention. I haven't heard anything since

@orangelightsabr though they need to think of a way to transfer data to our DNA other than available ports in the human body lol

@gitpush I was under the impression that it was genetically engineered in a lab or something, if that's completely inconceivable then I'm going to play the ignorance card and stop talking about something I really know nothing about lol

@orangelightsabr send me the same card too I barely have info about that topic but it is always nice to have a discussion to learn lol