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How to quit smoking as a developer, tutorial:
#1: You're only allowed to smoke when every unit test is passing.
#2: ???
#3: Profit

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  • 10
    You are going to get noble prize this year!
  • 14
    That's how we end up with only one unit test: true == true
  • 3
    Smoking is only allowed at 100% line coverage for tests, with an empty bug tracker and all dependencies updated to their latest stable version.
  • 5
    @bittersweet oh come on, are you trying to kill me?
  • 7
    @wildcard I am QA/tester for my company. Next to my desk is a pit, and next to that a broom to push the developers in.
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