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What is the greatest bullshit you haved heard from a salesman in a computer store?

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  • 6
    If you have a better graphic card, office won't lag. Luckily for him, he was talking to someone else.
  • 7
    An android device with 4 cores is faster than a single core (with 2x clock speed) for daily use.
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    Me: Will it run Doom?
    SM: Yes with no lag at all
    *asking about a Palm M105 device*

    Ironically in 2014 someone managed to run Doom on a Palm device, with multiplayer support :/
  • 4
    If you buy the new router here your WiFi will have 100mb/s.
  • 1
    @Jop- Nah even though it was a load of crap I'm too respectuous to do something like this. However I just repeatedly shaked my head to say 'no' to the lady, with a panicked look
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    Me: Do you have SSDs in stock?
    Him: Ummm SSD? All the hard drives are there *points to a shelve that had one sad HDD on it*
  • 2
    The audio port of an MacBook Pro can only be used for output... and I believed it...
  • 3
    Sales man: It has original windows Vista, originals are immune to viruses and more secure than pirated ones.

    They had the same laptop with or without OS with 200$ diff in price, so my mom asked why that much of a difference?
    Wish she never asked, my ears were bleeding when he was talking
  • 0
    @Jop- nope, I convinced her and installed Windows later on
  • 3
    @Jop- Are you NSA? am I in trouble :O
  • 1
    @Jop- TPB license probablly... I love the TPB license 😆
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    @Jop- Even though I believe Human kind is worthless, I respect erveryone (at first) 😁
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