What is the greatest bullshit you haved heard from a salesman in a computer store?

If you have a better graphic card, office won't lag. Luckily for him, he was talking to someone else.

An android device with 4 cores is faster than a single core (with 2x clock speed) for daily use.

Me: Will it run Doom?
SM: Yes with no lag at all
*asking about a Palm M105 device*

Ironically in 2014 someone managed to run Doom on a Palm device, with multiplayer support :/

If you buy the new router here your WiFi will have 100mb/s.

@Jop- Nah even though it was a load of crap I'm too respectuous to do something like this. However I just repeatedly shaked my head to say 'no' to the lady, with a panicked look

Me: Do you have SSDs in stock?
Him: Ummm SSD? All the hard drives are there *points to a shelve that had one sad HDD on it*

The audio port of an MacBook Pro can only be used for output... and I believed it...

Sales man: It has original windows Vista, originals are immune to viruses and more secure than pirated ones.

They had the same laptop with or without OS with 200$ diff in price, so my mom asked why that much of a difference?
Wish she never asked, my ears were bleeding when he was talking

@Jop- nope, I convinced her and installed Windows later on

@Jop- Are you NSA? am I in trouble :O

@Jop- TPB license probablly... I love the TPB license 😆

@Froot 😂😂

@Jop- Even though I believe Human kind is worthless, I respect erveryone (at first) 😁