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Client: "We're not ready to be finished with the project but I don't want to pay you any more money to meet the terms of the contract we both signed, even though all my must-have changes led to more costs just like you had warned me they would."

Me: "Don't make any more changes, plez."

Client: "Imma make another change."

Me: "No. Stahp. Don't."

Client: "I added four new fields and probably a ton more business rules I don't care to understand."

Me: "Kill me. Just put this gun to my head and kill me."

Client: "That's not in our contract!"

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  • 3
    Killing yourself would be a breach of contract :P
  • 4
    ^ But charging them more for the work wouldn't 🙃
  • 3
    @Wallpaper which is why my next client's contract has a clause every section describing additional hourly charges in case of scope creep.
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