Vinegar didn't work, time to test honey.
Let's see if autocomplete is nice enough to persuade some of these mongrels to evolve from dogs to chimps and actually document the code they write.

I know, I know I'm being pedantic but I spent the better part of the past two years on the debugger trying to find out what were these gremlins passing around because NOBODY WOULD EVER WRITE A SINGLE DAMN THING and I'm honestly quite fucking fed up.