Me: “I want the AWS instance with 2TB of RAM.”

Friend: “What on earth for!?”

Me: “I need to run the Slack client and Chrome at the same time.”

oh fuck, 2TB are not enough for both :/

You could have three such instances and use one as kubectl to put other two as extraction points of RAM memory with kubelet. 4TB of RAM for two containers - headless chrome and slack client could be enough ;) but you might need to use master node as pool of compute resources as well

And here I am working in a team that has a cluster of 2TB RAM servers 😁

You need another TB if you are planning to run Android studio as well!! 😂

Will happen in next five years

I run chrome, vscode and spotify and BOOM! 5GB of my RAM gets used.

Sounds about right. Gotta have those Rams for all the internets.

I know when someone sends me an internet I need more Rams or slack gets slow.

I don't care about the chrome/slack part. "what on Earth for " is the best part.

Those are rookie numbers. You've gotta pump those numbers up