6

I'm getting more and more fed up with my fellow colleagues who encounter errors in the execution of their code and come to me like bumbling idiots..." I don't know ow what's wrong ... It's not working"

DID YOU READ THE FUCKING ERROR MESSAGE? I GUARAN-DAMN-TEE IT TELLS YOU EXACTLY WHAT'S WRONG! YOU KNOW WHAT...EVEN IF ITS NOT 100% CLEAR GOOGLE IT. BET YOU FIND THE ANSWER

To add insult to idiocracy...I recently over heard grumblings of being displeased at current level - fuck off you lazy ass child - if you can't read an error and Google for the damned solution in today's era search engines and developer assistance, you don't deserve to call yourself a "Senior Developer"

People like to act like there's some great secret to becoming a competent developer...I'm posit over half is simple reading comprehension

Comments
  • 0
    Just send them a link to a "let me Google that for you" site after seeing the error message. You'll help them but they will feel dumb after a while.
    Or just send them the link to a SO post solving their issue instead of solving it on your own. I guarantee that after a while they won't ask you again.

    At least that is how I git taught back in the days xD
  • 0
    Senior and lazy ass dev :|
    This is fucked up!
Add Comment