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"Programmers are persons that convert caffeine into code". Every time i see this quote, i ask myself: Am i the only one? (non-coffee drinking programmer)

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  • 4
    Well it's like saying, not all heroes wear capes lol
  • 3
    I think it's kind of funny this joke. But actually I can't identify at all
  • 6
    I'm with you, brother.
    I don't need no coffee.
  • 2
    Well unless the only reason that is stopping you is some kind of disease or religion, something that you come to terms when reaching adulthood is that caffeine really is part of what more or less helps you keep going and before you go saying you are a tea drinker, tea has caffeine on it too on various levels depending of the leaves
  • 1
    @legionfrontier i only have my ideas keeping me go on. No other fuel needed. :)
  • 2
    Ok gotta, one of those "Im drunk in life" people gotcha mate, are you vegan while you are it too?
  • 3
    I don't believe you, redbull, coke, tea I bet that you drink at least of that.
  • 3
    @legionfrontier hahaha, absolutely not. I am more like this
  • 1
    @shelladdicted oh my, a non believer... 😄 i didnt't mean like not at all, i just don't run on it 😊
  • 4
    I don't drink coffee either. Lots of energy drinks though. Probably not really healthy but shit happens
  • 1
    Sayings like this make me cringe.
  • 3
    So I am the only one here who turns beer into code? 🤔
  • 2
  • 2
    @myss No thats good, I only drink it as the victory elixir after my coding or other related dev thing worked fine ... I wonder when I took my last beer ... *pours some vodka into the coffee to numb the pain*
  • 2
    function convert (wine) {
    return code;
    }
  • 2
    I used to only drink tea for years. But my current job has free coffee. I don't think it's a requirement but I personally enjoy the boost.
  • 1
    @Lahsen2016 I hope is the pure uncut Colombian pixie dust kind... ok I know its hards time so I could take some milk-powered cut one
  • 1
    @akasoggybunz I hope you regularly screen yourself for diabetes mate
  • 2
    @Vexcra everyday regardless of how my code is going i have a glass of wine at 1900 usually I'm pretty frustrated by that time though ha
  • 1
    Cigarettes into code? Anyone
  • 1
    You ve got my company...Not even milk here..
  • 1
    You're not alone! Though I enjoy me some little bit of coffe + milk when I get up :)
  • 1
    I don’t drink coffee.
  • 1
    I managed to stay away from cofre, untill i had to work on the morning and study at night, cofre really gives you that boost you need to stay awake and functional
  • 1
    @akasoggybunz Doesn't Dr. pepper contains caffeine?
  • 1
    @akasoggybunz I prefer tea, green or black, I thibk that has the perfect amount of caffeine to keep me going but usually I'm on water.
  • 1
    Coffee has caffeine that make you awake but it also stimulates your brain powering neuron activators so you feel more willingness to overcome a hard task and some kind of happiness. On the hand, sugar is able to produce happiness so maybe you are eating candies or maybe not. Sport is also other activity to estimulate your brain delivering serotonina. Anyway, how many hours in a row are you able to be working on full throttle? :)
  • 2
    Red tea team here!
  • 1
    Adderall is my best bud
  • 0
    Water does it for me xD
  • 0
    Remember me of one of my first rant x)
    Well don't worry, only water here. And some time juice.
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