Things I love today.

Totally love. Like kick in the balls with testicle torsion love. Picking my eyeballs out with a spoon... I think you got the idea.

Getting updates of other managers, as I'm busy with other stuff.

More or less goes like this:

Flaky tests. Since weeks...
Ain't nobody got time for that.

I don't wanna upgrade that version to the next major version, cause then I'd have to do tests... And the tests are flaky.


I wanna have shiny new thing XY, but NOONE wants to upgrade to next major version so we cannot have that


Oh we just crushed the live cluster cause there's this PR everyone constantly ignores cause the tests are flaky....


Good thing I'm busy and just getting all the updates via the gossip mill...

I'm just prolonging my current tasks as I really don't wanna have to fix that mess.

My fix would be probably eye for eye, tooth for tooth.


Problem is.... I'm slowly getting into trouble because some of these fixes would be much needed for my task...

Why do I have always to be the bad cop in the company -.

I think I'm gonna ask HR what applying electro shocks would cost me, cause I think that would solve a lot of problems.

10 kV for every stupid answer.

Smells like bacon!

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    Dunno. From what you have historically said, I'd think you can get away with at least 5k volts.

    Then again, you picked your poison... This is your Friday pizza dinner because the deadline says we had to deliver this the past week. 😂
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    @CoreFusionX more is always better.
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    I'm surprised someone hasn't built a company that provides unit tests written with GPT by now.
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