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If Evolution was a developer

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    - Rewrote wake up module in CoffeeScript to fix infinite sleep loop
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    - Removed the disfunctional feature our intern added including appendix, wisdom teeth, and male nipples
    - Firewall improved to stay secure from cancer
    - Improved bug reporting software to Pray v1.1, IT has been increased to 800 angels, and our lead software engineer, God, is now using the MVC model
    - Now runs on Mac OS X instead of Windows, expect the need to reboot only once a month instead of daily
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    STDs are no longer a static variable and can not be accessible from class to class without a constructed instance.
    height, weight and IQ can now by dynamically incremented and decremented
    All reproductive code is now open source. A new boolean was added: wantsChildren. Defaults to false.
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