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People actually say eggcetera? For fuck's sake.
The one that gets me is " can I axe you a question?". Motherfucker don't pull out an axe around me! -
SeriousM947yHaving a degree or not doesn't tell you anything about a person's mind.
I don't have a degree but do a better job than most of my colleagues I worked with in my career of 15 years.
Just accept wired people and be very transparent about what they do 🙃 -
brahn15747yMy pet peeve is "I could care less".
Do they even consider the shit coming out of their mouths? -
@AlexDeLarge That's the danger of bitching about language... and why this rant says "edited" at the top. 😂
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Noob64707yA dev job and a ticketing system quickly turned me into a grammar and formatting nazi and helped me develop an early stage of OCD.
Why don't people fucking put some effort in the way they express themselves?!
Why don't they naturally try to imitate the good formatting they see all around the internet?
Why they talk and type like degenarates? -
brahn15747y@Noob Because unlike real fucking professionals they do not experience the physical pain we feel from casual inaccuracies and ambiguity in statements.
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zshh38537yWow that’s a weird attitude, “I’m done with school so I don’t have to learn anything more”. Poor bastard, doesn’t know what’s coming. It’s after school that you truly learn and appreciate programming for what it is. Not doing abstract assignments in school.
How can you defend your ugly unstructured mess of a PR, when every spit-droplet infused spray of words from your mouth is full of syntax errors?
How can you call yourself a developer without being aware of basic logic? I ain't got no tolerance for double negations, not not true is just true, you doltish twat.
WHEN YOU TALK THERE IS A CLOUD OF RED SQUIGGLY LINES IN THE AIR FLOATING AROUND YOUR HEAD.
I mean what the fuck is up with eggcetera? Why are you just swapping out letters? What has the little ligature t in & ever done to you? Do I have to fucking replace & with 🥚 so your word diarrhea makes sense again?
NO. JUST PLEASE... STOP TALKING. YOU'RE RAPING LANGUAGE, AND IT WAS ALREADY BEATEN DEAD.
Unlike me, you have a degree in computer science... but how, how the fuck did you pass? How did neither your tongue nor code get stuck in a linter?
AND YOUR RESPONSE IS STILL: "YOU DON'T NEED TO LEARN WHEN YOU'RE FINISHED WITH SCHOOL" ... "WHAT DOES IT MATTER, IT WORKS, RIGHT?"
NO, IT'S NOT RIGHT.
You're lucky I love refactoring.
I'll start with a medical grade steel scalpel and a long sharp hook. Maybe I can clean up this brain a little. See if the tests turn green if I cut some of this gray matter away... plenty of unreachable statements, so many unnecessary loops...
Might have to start from scratch.
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