Yo.

His palms are sweaty
Knees weak arms are heavy
Bugs littering his code already
Cold spaghetti 🍝

He’s nervous but on the surface he looks calm and ready to git push

(Hit a blank with thinking of code-related lyrics, anyone got ideas?)

*Code is spaghetti

@PonySlaystation I was originally thinking like a programmer eating cold spaghetti but that’s even better

But he keeps on forgetting that he's gotta git pull

the push, the rush
the hush and wait
he watches the build,
and anticipate

compiler error,
the reign of terror,
what went wrong
he questions fate

back to the IDE,
to search and see,
it works on his machine
and it's getting late

To solve bugs, but he keeps on forgettin'
What he coded down. The review goes so loud
He opens his browser but the page won't show up
He's choking, how, the PM is joking now
The clocks run out, time's up, release NOW!

Snap back to reality, oh here goes gradle,
oh there's the build time, he choked
He's so mad but he won't CTRL+C so easy. No.
He won't build it, he knows it's newer gonna finish
It don't matter, he's l33t, he knows that but he's weak
He already stacked (SO) that he knows, when he goes back to his basement, that's when it is.
Back to work again, this whole rhapsody,
He better go commit this code and hope it will build.

You better loose yourself in the IDE, the moment,
You installed it, you better never let it go.
You only get one commit, do not miss your chance to push,
this opportunity comes once in a sprint.
2x

The XSS vulns are raping, through the sec holes that are gaping
This website is theirs for the taking
Make me king, as we walk toward a new hacking order
A normal life's borin', but a jQuery's DOM is close to post mortem,
it only grows bigger, only grows crappier
It blows us all over these JS-hoes, it's all on jQuery.
0.0.0.1 to 255.255.255.254 it is known as the web trotter
IE still lives, only god knows, it's grown farther from good, it's not better
IE stsrts up but it hardly knows it's own destiny,
But hold your nose, here goes the cold water
Its devs don't want it no mo', he's cold product.
They moved on to the next chrome who runs, his dev tools go and work well dayum.
So the SOAP opera is told and unfolds I suppose it's old API,
but the REST goes on
Da da dumb da dumb error 500.

This is the best thread I've seen in a long while!
Have a bunch of ++'s.
So deserved!

Imma record some of these...

commits but he keeps on forgetting
what he wrote out
development's halted now

Cool!!

@epse put em on GitHub

And share the link here!!

@DeveloperACE binary files on git? Hell no

Currently fixing my horrendous singing. I'm a lot better at making this thing danceable and rapping than at singing sadly

@myselfminm https://soundcloud.com/aethernetty/...