Me: "I study computer science"
Family and friends: "Can you fix our wifi?"

Me: leaving to grab a beer
Family: "The internet is fine, I just can't find the printer."
Me: (in an Irish accent) "have you tried turning it off and on again?"
Family: Not getting the reference, watch me reset both, then it works, "I swear I did that!"
Me: shrugging "Windows"

I actually helped an old Lady fixing her WiFi. I had to turn on the WiFi switch on he laptop... :(

Neighbors literally knocking at my door wanting to have me fix their goddamn phones because either they forgot the lock code or they don't have enough storage to install Facebook (for the love of god they can't delete their own files)

How about not having a phone at all so you won't have those problems.

For money .. yes.