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User: "Hey, can you help me? My program doesn't work."
Consultant: "What is the problem? Are you using Turbo Pascal?"
User: "Yes, the program just blocks the machine."
Consultant: "Well, does it compile?"
User: "I don't know -- it just doesn't run. You see? There's the EXE file. If you run it, it blocks the machine."
Consultant: "And where is your source, the PAS file??"
User: "I wrote it and renamed it to EXE so it could run."

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  • 37
    My colleague did something similar. He was writing a blog in WordPress and needed to insert a link to Facebook page. So he copied the link, pasted it in the text and FREAKING UNDERLINED IT.
    TADA, I present you how to make links.
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    It's called "cargo cult".
  • 3
    Sourcery!
  • 1
    @RichiSK Hahah, that's hillarious! There'd be so many confused people trying to click it as well.
  • 1
    @RichiSK lmao whats an <a> tag?
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