Never let your computer know that you are in hurry. Computers can smell fear. They slow down if they know that you are running out of time.

It's more like "Never let Windows know you are in hurry";

This applies to printers

Yes, Windows updates when shutting down and 5 minutes to make a train. It knows!

visual studios SSIS module is a fricken bloodhound and an obstinate one.

any reason why title and image caption says the same thing?

The USB ports are the inhalers of body heat, which is then processed while we see the colourful-windows logo (in background, the body heat is mapped into heat maps). Power of Microsoft.

Illuminati Confirmed

Never let your PC know that you are in a hurry is the title here and i don't know what exactly it refers to. Have you shared https://karriere-einsichten.de/2019... with them yet? Maybe it is all about getting to know about the mistakes one make while typing, that further consider as typos.

sound cool!