Asked if I'll meet a July 15 deployment date for a payroll app that has been out in UAT since Jun 27th with no comments (6 working days and 2weekends)

Me "Well I smoke tested it and it worked but if I get a 20 item correction(/enhancement) list on the 12th from the customer rep again, then I won't"
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Team Lead: "I'll try to play with (test) it some today"

Me :)

when you get a set of metrics from another dev, on a database you don't know, to add to a BI dash and the next week their manager changes the metrics (for consistency) and the other dev is unavailable.