Words to live by as a developer:

“A lack of planning on your part does not constitute an emergency on mine”

But somehow people(you guys knows who they are) doesn’t seem to get that!

"Nothing works" - everything works except for one small thing they love

"I don't know why it stopped working" - they totally abused it last night and thought it would be okay

"When can we fix this" - they already emailed your boss about this

"Please" - hahahahaha they never say this

Ooooh I know those people. Typically show up to your desk close to COB time. Fridays are their favorite. Offload shit and take off.