lesson of the day:
if you enter the office toilet while chewing gum, the simultaneous smell of shit and jaw movement will lead your brain to think you're eating shit

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    Well I can tick that one off my list of things to do in life. Thank you for ruining it for me.
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    Ok. Going to have to remember that the next time somebody pisses me off. "You want a stick of gum?" Then fart
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    I often eat a snickers at the crapper when I'm in a hurry - very pleasant if the neighbor has diarrhoea. Try that! Chewing gum is for wimps.
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