11 of 17 tickets that are currently "on hold" are assigned to me...

Put yourself on hold too

Playing Zürich hold 'em?

You can expect the remaining 6 to be assigned in the next sprint!

And that's how we do agile, bitch!

Do you want to avoid some of them?

Some magic phrases that usually go over well with managers are ”We should avoid single person-dependent tasks” and ”Let’s encourage Knowledge Sharing by not always assigning the same person to a certain type of task”