Cv’s be like

I’ve been CTO twice! I even got to have 3 people under me.
Both times unprofitable of course.

Reminds me of someone on here who claims to be CEO of his own company, except it’s just a personal site that’s really just file hosting for school projects… and also filled with lots of other students’ personal data — worse: without their knowledge. 🤦🏻‍♀️