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Made me laugh so hard thinking about how often a semi-colon has been my source of depression & self injury
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When you're about to do a payment and the payment form is loaded without an SSL connection/certificate... Come on, it's 2017...
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Senior Dev: "Be mindful of what you email to the team, some may be rubbed the wrong way."
Me: "I'm going on a year, I figured it was okay to send a meme when appropriate like [the other guy]."
Senior Dev: "Well, [the other guy] has been here for 17 years, so it's sort of expected from him."
Me: "You know what would be weird? If I was here for 17 more years and then 'started' having fun with the team."
Senior Dev: "Yes, but [the other guy] is the only one doing his particular job, which makes him important, so he tends to get away with more."
Me: "No, I get it. If you're a linchpin you can reply with cat memes, but people like me need to mind their place."
Senior Dev: "It's an uncomfortable conversation, but it's all bureaucracy."
Me: "Duly noted. But could you please forward me the specific email I sent that caused the concern?"
Senior Dev: "I'm not sure what the exact email was, when it was sent, or specifically whom it offended."
Me: "Okay, because that would be like me walking up to you and saying that you have a problem that needs to be fixed, but I don't know what your problem is or why it needs to be addressed."
Senior Dev: "You're right, but just be mindful of the emails you send outside of the group."
Me: "I've never group-emailed anything outside of the team."
Senior Dev: "Well, I'll let you get back to work..."
[FML!] 🤦♂️10 -
I just spent 20m debugging.
Basically bootstrap nav wasn't working. Couldn't understand why not.
Figured out its a an issue with the JS interfering so I remove the script reference from my HTML. Problem solved.
Okay,cool. Now let's add that file back in and figure out what caused the issue.
Hm. This line looks like it might be it *comments it out*...odd. Problem still happens.
*proceed to comment out and test every function to see what could be causing this issue*. Still happens. Fuck it. *comments the entire file out*
what the fucking fuck. I remove the script reference the problem is gone. I remove all code from the script - problem persists.
...wait...are you fucking kidding me. I OPENED THE WRONG JS FILE WITH THE SAME NAME BUT IN A DIFFERNT DIRECTORY.8 -
So I've been trying to copy images in an existing, writable directory. Here is a Patrick meme I created to avoid getting insane.
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PHP is a meme
Javascript is a meme
CSS is a meme
HTML is a meme
C is a meme
Everyone loves Python
Wordpress is a meme
.NET is a meme
Vim is a meme
Emacs is a meme
Apple is a meme
Microsoft is a meme
Windows is a meme
Having software available on Linux is meme
Stack Overflow is a meme
It doesn't matter what kind of developer you are.
Together we're one big meme.23 -
As i see a ton of people complaining here about family related tech stuff. I guess i should introduce everyone to this guy.
I don't meme a lot but this one really hits close to home for me.
Details: http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/...
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Me : *writes something (physically), for a very long period of time*
Me : *pretends to press CTRL + S*
Me : ummmm... okay10 -
Sorry just had to cuz we used to see so much of this type of meme... http://commitstrip.com/en/2018/...
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Wasted whole day installing Ubuntu and get it to work on my laptop 😥
Now going back on Windows...39 -
Anyone else dislike when a company hires you for Backend application development and you start doing front end web development
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@carlos4068 I hope you forgive me for sharing that meme.
Based on: https://devrant.com/rants/1764070/
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English teacher :prepare a recipe of your favorite meal
Me :yeah sure
Title :how to prepare md5 seasoned with salt.
Procedure :
$salt="*+3256_$@";
$userpass="12345aeiou";
$md5hash=md5($userpass.$salt);
echo $md5hash;3 -
!rant
Joined a couple hours ago. Really excited to be here, I'm not usually the social type (fb, twitter, etc) but this looks like a place that will be able to understand my frustrations !2 -
(maybe) unpopular opinion
I hate the I'm at 127.0.0.1|localhost meme
It's a loopback address
It's like saying I live at home
Like why do people think it's funny or smart to post stuff like that
Even the doormat that was going around isn't necessary accurate, since it's per machine (in this case a human).
Like if you have the home saying it's localhost then you are obviously not.
Maybe I'm just being mean here but it's like really annoying after a while5 -
An actual anonymous web browser that doesn't collect location info, search history, etc. It also blocks any website you use from collecting data on you.6
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Since I started reading devRant the productivity of our team dropped a 20%(we are 3 people). Yesterday one of my teammates asked me what was going on and I showed him devRant.
I don’t think we will survive next split. -
This may or may not be an old meme but this is the first time i ever saw it and all i can say is
THANK YOU to the original creator, whoever he or she might be!
I had this insecurity for a long time as i always portrayed myself as more of a thinker than coder. I have to go over everythibg before i got to write even one single line of code, and for this reason i tought i might not be made out to be a programmer after all :s
It's truly reassuring to hear that your short comings are actually quite normal 😥
Sorry for the long post on a joke tagged post 😁
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Damnit...
I'm kind of a perfectionist, which is one of the reasons why I don't post here very often.
I think that my posts have to be the most hilarious or creative ones to even be bothered to be read by anyone.
Now.. I'm kind of not sober, so I'll just write some idéas, jokes and rants in notes on my iPad.. Sleep, and get drunk again tomorrow and maybe post them...
Or maybe just delete this post and be ashamed tomorrow?
I at least posted this under the "Joke/Meme" tag so that people won't be offended, hopefully, by this "none-rant".5 -
-bestfriEND
-boyfriEND
-girlfriEND
-friEND
Only: “
int count = 1;
while (count < 2) {
count—;
cout << count;
}”
Has no END.3 -
Me: Okay I want to make this discord bot in node.js that will send random memes every time you write !meme.
NodeJS: Yeh sure.
Me: Okay... Added 3 memes let's test this out. *runs the bot*. Yaay it works! Let's add more memes!
NodeJS: Yeh sure.
Me: *adds more memes* Alrighty, added more memes let's test this. *runs the bot* hmm... only first three memes are showing... Well, I guess it's time to debug
NodeJS: Yes it is time to debug you piece of shit.
Me: *spent an hour screaming at my monitor* Let's run this shit... okay yeah I see... Doesn't work at all now... Fuck you nodejs! Fuck you!!!!
NodeJS: Hehehehe....... twat :)
Me: *goes to bed crying*22 -
Thanks to devRant, I will eventually have memes for every occasion and scenario that comes up in the office.
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Since memes have become an integral part of our community, I propose a way to handle them without affecting the actual Ranters.
Everyone adding a meme or a gag picture can do so under a particular tag, and the Algo can handle your meme needs by exposing you to that particular tag based on your activity with such posts.
Or you could just make the users search for memes if they wanted to see them.
This could also be done vice versa by ranters using a RANT tag, I would keep my RANT filter on so anything without that tag won't show up
To make it better you can provide a sort of suggested tags option :
|gag|¦¦¦|meme|¦¦¦Ranf|¦¦ scroll to the right for more... Kinda thing
@dfox @trogus please tell us what you think about this8 -
Windows users can't meme.
>tfw osx is more versatile than windows because of Unix structure
>tfw you don't have admin permissions
>tfw your doing important work but you get a forced update because you can't handle your own system
I am a Linux user myself but OSX is a lot more powerful, I don't understand windows fan boyism? The only thing good about windows is their application and game support and a lot of that can be fixed with wine on OSX and Linux
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Me and my project partner were explaining a idea for a smart mirror in front of two of our teachers (female) for our major project of final year.
After telling all the features and things it will do for 15 minutes, one of them very seriously said that,
"so basically you are making a smart mobile app".
We both died a little inside that day... 💀 -
I tried this on tinder. She was confused and proceeded to un-match me. A !false statement would be to say that I’ve failed at life. 😉
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Between programmers:
F: "Hey, where is John?"
S: "He's at home, he has a Terminal disease"
P.S. On Italian sounds probably better, I hope you'll have a laugh ;)3 -
Meme quoting one of our employees who sent in a ticket asking if something was a "phishing technique without the use of email."
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How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb? Not a single one, its a hardware problem!1
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In 2012 during a job interview I was asked how did you learn Photoshop. I said by creating memes. My answer failed because the interviewer didn't knew what was a meme so I took another approx 30 seconds to pitch what was a meme.1
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Whatsapp REALLY needs a feature to silence the notifications for messages that are image only!
I'm now stuck having to communicate with a group for work so I had to un-silence it's notifications but I get sent 100+ memes and videos a day by EVERYONE else.
As much as I love them if I have to stop coding to check my phone only to find a fucking meme one more time I think I'm gonna snap...3 -
Callback your functions, not your ex.
Hash is for your data, not you,
Query tables, not your loved ones. -
Write a function that shows off a cool stuff about your favorite programming language
Me:
function coolstuff(){
echo "I can always google and reffer everything and stack overflow got my back";
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Once I used edge / internet explorer, Guess for what??
Maybe you've also did same like me.🤔
To download Chrome and Firefox.3 -
Yo @dfox, I think we all know what devRant is missing. Some good old img/gif comments for all our meme response needs5
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Coding the board software for a car while you drive it at 120 kmph can be called agile programming?1
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I NEED HELP!
Please if I find this out my boss will let me out of the basement. A thermometer that sends a electric signal when the temp is 100. (Or any specific set temp)
I haven't seen the sun in 2 hours. HELP.
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People who say Java and JavaScript don't have a relationship are wrong.
Java has a package for the nashorn JavaScript engine 😤1 -
!rant
In preparation for the holiday season, as a former retail worker and high school band member, I present
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“Linting” and “Cleaning” my project’s code while playing monster hunter stories,
I clocked my first... [read more]