How to write a viral rant?

you sneeze on it

Look @kiki posts. 30 upvotes is a real viral these days

You probably wanna make something relatable to the age group of 30-40

@shovethisrant so what do you guys like?

@arnavop I like hugs and kisses and presents. I also like chocolate covered marshmallows. I like to party. I like a lot of things actually.

@arnavop butplugs in all colors and sizes

add clown emojis

@retoor you tempt me daily

I don't see the benefit of writing one. It's not like it gets you street cred or something.

Be yourself and say what you want to say, OP. Stop chasing insignificant numbers.

@arnavop we like people not wasting their (and our) time by trying to "go viral".

@retoor me finding out I had a viral rant and didn't even realise
https://devrant.com/rants/6457606/...

Just post about the things that bug or interest you. If it's relatable, you'll get a lot of engagement. If not, try again with different material.

That's the benefit of devrant being so small. There's almost no game to play.

Get elected to public office. A couple of hookers, an 8 ball and a bottle of Jack Daniels. A cell phone with a camera. An internet connect. A Vegas hotel room. Bob's yer uncle, m8.