There are only 10 types of people in this world: those who were expecting a binary joke, those who were expecting a base 3 joke, those who were expecting a base 4 joke, ... , and those who were not expecting a radix or base joke.

Warning! There is no warning!
me: - thx

Some old cool warning:
"class X' only defines private constructors and has no friends"
(using a singleton pattern implementation)

The only difference between a bug and a feature is the documentation.