Docker is the best thing to happen to my workflow, ever

PHP is cool. Wordpress is even okayish for a blog. Wordress... Devs... can fuck off

Bloke with three daughters is asked by Daughter 1:

"Daddy why am I called Rose?", to which he replies, "Well when you were born a rose petal fell on your pretty little nose so that's what we named you, Rose".

ThenDaughter 2 asks, "Daddy why am I called Lilly?", and he says, "When you were born a lilly floated down on to your head, so that's what we called you sweetheart".

Daughter three says, "WhagrgrsaafghhfBESAAfasd!??" To which he replies "SHUT THE FUCK UP CINDERBLOCK"

@kamen The best thing to come out of a flash website

When asked in interviews, "Do you test your code?" I say yes because I open a browser and see if the shit works, while I hope to satan they don't bring up unit testing because I STILL don't know what the fuck it is/does/how it works ;)

@bittersweet Are you sure that's not just a deathmetal throat singing group?

Jump on PeoplePerHour or Freelancer. Pick up a few cheap and nasty jobs until you gain a decent enough reputation to land a project worth putting on your resume, build a portfolio then go for those jobs.

MerRr peeypuhl DIE with the vaxine then wiffoudit. I will prey 2 the jeesus 4u

@sariel There's a first (and last!) time for everything...

I've never had anything Tidal/Flash related pop up and I've been using Tidal 2 years, where are you getting that from?

Flash can get fucked, I'm glad it is dead. Adobe can suck it.

Mmmmmm wix sites

Fuck adobe with a tire iron

Ha! I spent a couple of hours researching a company and writing a cover letter for a job I wanted... then signed it with Retards

LAW! It should be used for legislation, writing bills etc

@C0D4 they're sold out too mate

@C0D4 fuck yes

I was checking out your old rants... just bought crosscode. Have you played Hyper Light Drifter?

Read this "code" then tell me there's a god

@bittersweet A little horny is my new go to answer :)

I used hotdesks in the UK for this. At a glance Regus has space in Denver for under $100 a month

https://youtube.com/watch/...

I have forfeited entire careers over the "word" irregardless

@FinlayDaG33k Right on bro.

yeah the MITM thing was a deal breaker for me too. Didn't give it any thought until I had to use pma somewhere and cloudflare popped up saying something about not being able to send queries or something... also never used pma ever again.

What do you have against cloudflare?

Do this:

https://youtube.com/watch/...

And go for a run.

Eat and drink healthy, quality stuff.

Sleep without seeing a screen for an hour or so before hand.

Try and stay off of social media. Same for alcohol

welcome back :(

Happy Straya day!

I kind of scrum my life:

I have a wall of post it notes with various activities scribbled on each of them, colour coded based on type of activity and little symbols indicating cost etc.

Any time I am feeling too much like a coder I pick one off the wall and do it, then put the post it in a drawer when done.

Whenever I feel down I go through the drawer.

And beer...

Beer.

Two out of three aint bad